








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 83 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1394 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,845 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2706 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3083 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3441 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2615 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $525,599 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 42 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crips0n- | 57% | 40 |
| #2 | Farsan | 44% | 34 |
| #3 | Edward Sniff | 41% | 80 |
| #4 | KrypskyttN^ | 40% | 25 |
| #5 | Bird Junior | 40% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Farsan | 44% | 34 |
| #3 | Edward Sniff | 41% | 80 |
| #4 | KrypskyttN^ | 40% | 25 |
| #5 | Bird Junior | 40% | 30 |
| #6 | Bird | 38% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Edward Sniff | 6 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Bird Junior | 2 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Crips0n- | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Farsan | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Bird | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Edward Sniff | 146 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #2 | Farsan | 77 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | Bird | 43 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Bird Junior | 24 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | KrypskyttN^ | 23 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bird Junior | +2.98 | 81 | 43 |
| #2 | KrypskyttN^ | +1.53 | 39 | 44 |
| #3 | Crips0n- | -0.06 | 44 | 18 |
| #4 | Farsan | -0.45 | 53 | 60 |
| #5 | Edward Sniff | -0.64 | 63 | 49 |





