








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
331 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 631 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 296 | 47% |
| Smokes | 48 | 8% |
| HE Grenades | 246 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 41 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $83,716 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kENXi | 50% | 8 |
| #2 | FRNS | 44% | 9 |
| #3 | Koskine | 40% | 10 |
| #4 | he1skaah | 38% | 8 |
| #5 | willybumbum | 30% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Koskine | 40% | 10 |
| #4 | he1skaah | 38% | 8 |
| #5 | willybumbum | 30% | 30 |
| #6 | kehopositiivinen | 11% | 9 |
| #7 | yks sandels | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FRNS | 4 | 0.0213 |
| #2 | he1skaah | 4 | 0.0237 |
| #3 | Koskine | 3 | 0.0145 |
| #4 | willybumbum | 2 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | kehopositiivinen | 1 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | he1skaah | 44 | 0.26 | 2 min |
| #2 | FRNS | 41 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #3 | kehopositiivinen | 36 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #4 | kENXi | 20 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #5 | Koskine | 17 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yks sandels | +4.11 | 85 | 20 |
| #2 | he1skaah | +3.29 | 69 | 75 |
| #3 | FRNS | +2.35 | 81 | 42 |
| #4 | kehopositiivinen | +2.21 | 63 | 58 |
| #5 | Pöllö | -0.98 | 39 | 51 |





