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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 104 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
863 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,428 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 664 | 27% |
| Smokes | 625 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 531 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 608 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $147,629 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 42 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wezx | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | nenn | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | Layk1nn | 57% | 7 |
| #4 | <3 | 53% | 15 |
| #5 | KralleJ | 50% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wezx | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | nenn | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | Layk1nn | 57% | 7 |
| #4 | <3 | 53% | 15 |
| #5 | KralleJ | 50% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nenn | 3 | 0.0123 |
| #2 | KralleJ | 3 | 0.0370 |
| #3 | wezx | 1 | 0.0127 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | <3 | 47 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #2 | nenn | 34 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #3 | Layk1nn | 22 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | wezx | 13 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| #5 | KralleJ | 12 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mAnGo | +4.44 | 95 | 69 |
| #2 | Layk1nn | +2.28 | 88 | 51 |
| #3 | KralleJ | +2.14 | 96 | 68 |
| #4 | wezx | +1.51 | 83 | 72 |
| #5 | <3 | +1.24 | 87 | 76 |





