








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 696 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 592 matches | ||
| Faceit | 55 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7273 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,810 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6611 | 32% |
| Smokes | 4780 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4249 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 5170 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,213,032 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 613 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brcly | 63% | 35 |
| #2 | Cloudy⛅ | 51% | 53 |
| #3 | J0ss-EST- | 49% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brcly | 63% | 35 |
| #2 | Cloudy⛅ | 51% | 53 |
| #3 | J0ss-EST- | 49% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J0ss-EST- | 5 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | Cloudy⛅ | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | Brcly | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J0ss-EST- | 209 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #2 | Brcly | 94 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | Cloudy⛅ | 70 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cloudy⛅ | +1.91 | 78 | 41 |
| #2 | RandomReece | +0.39 | 68 | 60 |
| #3 | J0ss-EST- | +0.38 | 79 | 69 |
| #4 | Brcly | -0.80 | 81 | 67 |





