








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 205 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 112 matches | ||
| Premier | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




85 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7904 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,361 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2374 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1425 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 2751 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1811 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,564,387 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6320 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Donny | 69% | 198 |
| #2 | ( -_•)︻ ̵̵̿ —— | 69% | 48 |
| #3 | Gremlin | 64% | 161 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Donny | 69% | 198 |
| #2 | ( -_•)︻ ̵̵̿ —— | 69% | 48 |
| #3 | Gremlin | 64% | 161 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Donny | 56 | 0.0145 |
| #2 | ( -_•)︻ ̵̵̿ —— | 11 | 0.0111 |
| #3 | Gremlin | 5 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Donny | 774 | 0.20 | 19 min |
| #2 | ( -_•)︻ ̵̵̿ —— | 271 | 0.27 | 5 min |
| #3 | Gremlin | 216 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xantares Peeker | +5.24 | 88 | 35 |
| #2 | ( -_•)︻ ̵̵̿ —— | +3.25 | 71 | 64 |
| #3 | Donny | +1.49 | 72 | 57 |
| #4 | Gremlin | -3.55 | 48 | 28 |





