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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 465 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Premier | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1249 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,529 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1247 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1114 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1759 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1409 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $509,344 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chazy | 67% | 21 |
| #2 | m4IONESY | 63% | 27 |
| #3 | Alaska | 47% | 102 |
| #4 | StyloG | 33% | 21 |
| #5 | Pixion | 25% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chazy | 67% | 21 |
| #2 | m4IONESY | 63% | 27 |
| #3 | Alaska | 47% | 102 |
| #4 | StyloG | 33% | 21 |
| #5 | Pixion | 25% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m4IONESY | 6 | 0.0113 |
| #2 | Alaska | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | StyloG | 2 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | chazy | 1 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Pixion | 1 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alaska | 70 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #2 | m4IONESY | 61 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | chazy | 12 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #4 | StyloG | 4 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m4IONESY | +8.61 | 88 | 58 |
| #2 | HELIKOPTER HELIKOPTER | +2.90 | 52 | 69 |
| #3 | StyloG | -0.65 | 71 | 26 |
| #4 | chazy | -1.18 | 67 | 34 |
| #5 | Pixion | -4.75 | 47 | 8 |





