








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 249 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 108 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1156 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,449 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 650 | 19% |
| Smokes | 724 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1219 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 856 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $621,056 of utility $219 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 70 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | †doomeX†™ | 44% | 61 |
| #2 | Rekkie | 43% | 44 |
| #3 | BakerMan™ | 43% | 61 |
| #4 | Lenny | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | †doomeX†™ | 44% | 61 |
| #2 | Rekkie | 43% | 44 |
| #3 | BakerMan™ | 43% | 61 |
| #4 | Lenny | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rekkie | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | BakerMan™ | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | †doomeX†™ | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | Lenny | 1 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BakerMan™ | 175 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #2 | †doomeX†™ | 136 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | Rekkie | 41 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | Lenny | 2 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lenny | +2.31 | 74 | 42 |
| #2 | Rekkie | +0.94 | 56 | 49 |
| #3 | †doomeX†™ | +0.56 | 56 | 65 |
| #4 | BakerMan™ | -1.51 | 22 | 73 |
| #5 | Pappa Vic | -1.56 | 43 | 59 |





