








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 575 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 507 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 139 matches | ||
| Premier | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 196 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7886 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,178 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7309 | 28% |
| Smokes | 6405 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 7149 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5315 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,810,629 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 524 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | murf | 59% | 64 |
| #2 | OPPOTATO | 54% | 46 |
| #3 | the|Supreme | 53% | 59 |
| #4 | Daybreak | 41% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | murf | 59% | 64 |
| #2 | OPPOTATO | 54% | 46 |
| #3 | the|Supreme | 53% | 59 |
| #4 | Daybreak | 41% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | the|Supreme | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | the|Supreme | 377 | 0.28 | 9 min |
| #2 | murf | 233 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #3 | Daybreak | 229 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #4 | OPPOTATO | 18 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | murf | +2.08 | 88 | 50 |
| #2 | BibleClinger | +0.71 | 71 | 63 |
| #3 | Daybreak | +0.46 | 61 | 56 |
| #4 | the|Supreme | -0.64 | 57 | 72 |
| #5 | OPPOTATO | -0.93 | 56 | 38 |





