








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 804 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 357 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5168 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,882 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1958 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2301 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3107 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3516 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,554,411 of utility $244 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 282 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | \-| Frixx |-/ | 50% | 345 |
| #2 | der_Metzger | 49% | 69 |
| #3 | DrGhost | 49% | 37 |
| #4 | ✪ LexX | 48% | 29 |
| #5 | Heaven | 46% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Heaven | 46% | 39 |
| #6 | T I G 3 R | 44% | 99 |
| #7 | Paizuri | 44% | 98 |
| #8 | godtete | 44% | 39 |
| #9 | 'dny | 43% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | \-| Frixx |-/ | 16 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Heaven | 3 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | T I G 3 R | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | der_Metzger | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Paizuri | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | \-| Frixx |-/ | 685 | 0.10 | 17 min |
| #2 | Paizuri | 298 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #3 | der_Metzger | 292 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #4 | DrGhost | 242 | 0.32 | 7 min |
| #5 | T I G 3 R | 162 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 'dny | +1.64 | 67 | 66 |
| #2 | ✪ LexX | +1.02 | 64 | 70 |
| #3 | twitch.tv/neonorangeyt | +0.56 | 70 | 46 |
| #4 | der_Metzger | +0.38 | 60 | 75 |
| #5 | T I G 3 R | -0.08 | 79 | 50 |





