








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1430 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 244 matches | ||
| Faceit | 152 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5392 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,837 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6010 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4885 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5502 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4440 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $649,344 of utility $70 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 582 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | πΈπΆππͺπͺ | 58% | 123 |
| #2 | wacH7L | 52% | 48 |
| #3 | Primee | 51% | 192 |
| #4 | xxyz | 50% | 34 |
| #5 | aleX300 | 48% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Primee | 461 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #2 | πΈπΆππͺπͺ | 313 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #3 | aleX300 | 216 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | wacH7L | 162 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | HOSSA | 132 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xxyz | +1.67 | 83 | 69 |
| #2 | πΈπΆππͺπͺ | +1.44 | 88 | 74 |
| #3 | Bau5tii | +1.01 | 77 | 75 |
| #4 | wacH7L | +0.39 | 74 | 75 |
| #5 | aleX300 | +0.35 | 48 | 79 |





