








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 624 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 211 matches | ||
| Faceit | 121 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4045 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,729 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5586 | 33% |
| Smokes | 4222 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3123 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3798 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,004,635 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 467 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | boyer | 58% | 31 |
| #2 | connectcl | 53% | 32 |
| #3 | yes | 52% | 282 |
| #4 | blksnta | 52% | 192 |
| #5 | don1 | 49% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | blksnta | 52% | 192 |
| #5 | don1 | 49% | 43 |
| #6 | AidenK | 49% | 193 |
| #7 | The Ghost of Keurig | 35% | 80 |
| #8 | Noot_tv | 33% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yes | 8 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | don1 | 6 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | AidenK | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | blksnta | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | boyer | 4 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yes | 915 | 0.16 | 22 min |
| #2 | blksnta | 627 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #3 | AidenK | 534 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #4 | The Ghost of Keurig | 293 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #5 | don1 | 287 | 0.33 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AidenK | +1.52 | 76 | 62 |
| #2 | t0ph | +0.79 | 56 | 68 |
| #3 | yes | -0.11 | 57 | 58 |
| #4 | blksnta | -0.77 | 61 | 62 |
| #5 | The Ghost of Keurig | -0.89 | 59 | 61 |





