








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 15 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 133 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1236 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,497 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 801 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1462 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1164 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1070 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $392,781 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 113 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M0t00000 | 48% | 52 |
| #2 | Richard Dixon II | 48% | 107 |
| #3 | KH0 | 44% | 62 |
| #4 | Gibbon Enjoyer | 38% | 32 |
| #5 | Maxy | 37% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M0t00000 | 48% | 52 |
| #2 | Richard Dixon II | 48% | 107 |
| #3 | KH0 | 44% | 62 |
| #4 | Gibbon Enjoyer | 38% | 32 |
| #5 | Maxy | 37% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Richard Dixon II | 7 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | KH0 | 6 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | M0t00000 | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Richard Dixon II | 292 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #2 | Maxy | 219 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #3 | M0t00000 | 129 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | KH0 | 108 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | Gibbon Enjoyer | 77 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Richard Dixon II | +2.62 | 68 | 66 |
| #2 | M0t00000 | +1.40 | 72 | 54 |
| #3 | Maxy | -0.09 | 61 | 57 |
| #4 | FilmTweaks | -0.81 | 64 | 53 |
| #5 | Gibbon Enjoyer | -2.26 | 57 | 56 |





