








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 168 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 243 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2079 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,528 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1828 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2435 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1986 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1279 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,339,449 of utility $217 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 172 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tpoyo | 49% | 257 |
| #2 | Ensuing | 49% | 253 |
| #3 | mouse | 48% | 202 |
| #4 | Webbits | 46% | 28 |
| #5 | ProFisher | 39% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Ensuing | 49% | 253 |
| #3 | mouse | 48% | 202 |
| #4 | Webbits | 46% | 28 |
| #5 | ProFisher | 39% | 85 |
| #6 | andrewl007 | 37% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ensuing | 7 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | mouse | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Tpoyo | 6 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | ProFisher | 4 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ensuing | 1043 | 0.19 | 28 min |
| #2 | Tpoyo | 640 | 0.12 | 16 min |
| #3 | mouse | 616 | 0.14 | 15 min |
| #4 | ProFisher | 196 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | andrewl007 | 84 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mouse | +1.57 | 78 | 43 |
| #2 | Webbits | +1.39 | 81 | 72 |
| #3 | Ensuing | +0.12 | 68 | 60 |
| #4 | Tpoyo | -0.03 | 70 | 69 |
| #5 | ProFisher | -1.60 | 40 | 70 |





