








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 279 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 289 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2759 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,526 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3067 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2509 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2614 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2336 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,217,783 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 422 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ensuing | 51% | 310 |
| #2 | mouse | 50% | 260 |
| #3 | Kudralisk | 49% | 257 |
| #4 | Webbits | 47% | 30 |
| #5 | ProFisher | 43% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | mouse | 50% | 260 |
| #3 | Kudralisk | 49% | 257 |
| #4 | Webbits | 47% | 30 |
| #5 | ProFisher | 43% | 99 |
| #6 | andrewl007 | 39% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ensuing | 8 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | mouse | 8 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | ProFisher | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Kudralisk | 3 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ensuing | 1345 | 0.20 | 36 min |
| #2 | mouse | 794 | 0.14 | 19 min |
| #3 | Kudralisk | 615 | 0.11 | 15 min |
| #4 | ProFisher | 233 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #5 | Webbits | 62 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mouse | +1.41 | 77 | 42 |
| #2 | Webbits | +1.18 | 82 | 72 |
| #3 | Ensuing | +0.22 | 67 | 61 |
| #4 | Tpoyo | +0.01 | 69 | 70 |
| #5 | ProFisher | -1.62 | 38 | 70 |





