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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 45 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 202 matches | ||
| Premier | 131 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4450 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,625 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6579 | 37% |
| Smokes | 4540 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2371 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 4135 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $918,667 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 222 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Texy 🐱 | 30 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Bray ❤ | 11 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | quaga #roadtobrisvegas | 10 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | PattyS | 10 | 0.0055 |
| #5 | dobby is a dumb elf | 4 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bray ❤ | +2.65 | 83 | 55 |
| #2 | Texy 🐱 | +2.18 | 85 | 69 |
| #3 | quaga #roadtobrisvegas | +0.99 | 72 | 56 |
| #4 | pixie | +0.13 | 75 | 64 |
| #5 | ♿ E4 | -0.25 | 65 | 53 |





