








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1088 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 342 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6161 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,492 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4047 | 23% |
| Smokes | 4668 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4496 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4281 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,196,105 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1057 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ h1dd3n | 73% | 80 |
| #2 | k1ngo | 71% | 41 |
| #3 | kyrox | 70% | 81 |
| #4 | saiyamond | 70% | 47 |
| #5 | inViii ^.- | 68% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | bott9mfragger_13 ☂ | 51% | 37 |
| #12 | OliX | 50% | 48 |
| #13 | hennyxx | 46% | 76 |
| #14 | MaahoonY | 46% | 50 |
| #15 | Blacky | 44% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | madb0y_ | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | bott9mfragger_13 ☂ | 5 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | hennyxx | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | ✪ h1dd3n | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | MaahoonY | 3 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | madb0y_ | 448 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #2 | kyrox | 425 | 0.28 | 13 min |
| #3 | hennyxx | 371 | 0.24 | 12 min |
| #4 | Blacky | 256 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #5 | inViii ^.- | 207 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ h1dd3n | +4.07 | 95 | 70 |
| #2 | k1ngo | +2.41 | 70 | 75 |
| #3 | inViii ^.- | +2.10 | 91 | 65 |
| #4 | kyrox | +1.82 | 83 | 76 |
| #5 | Blacky | +1.76 | 83 | 63 |





