








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 928 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Esplay | 10 matches | 2,239 | |
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6444 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,550 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4193 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4081 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4790 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4486 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,278,413 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 854 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wilsonnr1 | 86% | 28 |
| #2 | Daiim | 55% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wilsonnr1 | 86% | 28 |
| #2 | Daiim | 55% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Daiim | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Daiim | 342 | 0.25 | 11 min |
| #2 | Wilsonnr1 | 52 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | "!#!"#"!#!"#!"#"!#"!#!"#"!#"!#"! | +3.79 | 83 | 62 |
| #2 | Wilsonnr1 | +3.27 | 90 | 55 |
| #3 | Daiim | +1.22 | 79 | 77 |





