








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 846 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 209 matches | ||
| Premier | 166 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4881 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,680 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3211 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4281 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1894 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 3294 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,606,792 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 701 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ethno | 5 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | вэ.ωατэя | 4 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | Mangki | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Elmo | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | octopus | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | octopus | 640 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #2 | Mangki | 312 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #3 | Elmo | 210 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | вэ.ωατэя | 128 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | ethno | 77 | 0.11 | 2 min |





