








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 312 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1128 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,176 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 976 | 23% |
| Smokes | 179 | 4% |
| HE Grenades | 1582 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 1439 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $330,696 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .gaviria | 64% | 22 |
| #2 | bngrsn | 61% | 18 |
| #3 | mere | 56% | 9 |
| #4 | XZALLU | 50% | 32 |
| #5 | ♥Iso S♥ | 47% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .gaviria | 3 | 0.0484 |
| #2 | Konnabs | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | tesba | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | MiZkA | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Konnabs | 111 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | T1mbba | 100 | 0.26 | 2 min |
| #3 | MiZkA | 87 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #4 | tesba | 67 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | bngrsn | 54 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bngrsn | +7.99 | 90 | 76 |
| #2 | T1mbba | +2.71 | 66 | 66 |
| #3 | XZALLU | +1.34 | 42 | 49 |
| #4 | sauli01 | +1.19 | 71 | 58 |
| #5 | .gaviria | +0.88 | 82 | 33 |





