








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1488 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 590 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




66 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8051 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,458 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1035 | 11% |
| Smokes | 2210 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3422 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 2791 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,196,324 of utility $234 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 993 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Asia | 61% | 74 |
| #2 | cclewwiss | 57% | 221 |
| #3 | -Lynchy- | 54% | 332 |
| #4 | WadaWada | 53% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Asia | 61% | 74 |
| #2 | cclewwiss | 57% | 221 |
| #3 | -Lynchy- | 54% | 332 |
| #4 | WadaWada | 53% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Lynchy- | 55 | 0.0078 |
| #2 | cclewwiss | 19 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Asia | 11 | 0.0071 |
| #4 | WadaWada | 3 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Lynchy- | 1505 | 0.21 | 39 min |
| #2 | Asia | 239 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #3 | WadaWada | 202 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #4 | cclewwiss | 57 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .gaviria | +2.07 | 86 | 36 |
| #2 | -Lynchy- | +0.79 | 71 | 66 |
| #3 | WadaWada | +0.21 | 66 | 65 |
| #4 | Asia | -0.99 | 49 | 60 |
| #5 | cclewwiss | -1.57 | 71 | 32 |





