








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1054 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 173 matches | ||
| Faceit | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4765 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,233 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1223 | 11% |
| Smokes | 3121 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2903 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3986 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,119,966 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 564 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Twitch lunarhahaepic | 67% | 30 |
| #2 | Ziomo4D | 65% | 23 |
| #3 | PzAvocado | 63% | 84 |
| #4 | Zaidi | 63% | 80 |
| #5 | thebluegoatsings | 59% | 176 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | thebluegoatsings | 59% | 176 |
| #6 | Chocolate Thunder | 56% | 75 |
| #7 | ion | 55% | 154 |
| #8 | MawZ | 52% | 223 |
| #9 | Colonel Jwazuk | 50% | 142 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Colonel Jwazuk | 21 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | ion | 13 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | MawZ | 8 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | thebluegoatsings | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | PzAvocado | 3 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | thebluegoatsings | 417 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #2 | ion | 239 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #3 | Zaidi | 225 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #4 | PzAvocado | 214 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #5 | MawZ | 187 | 0.04 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | thebluegoatsings | +4.47 | 88 | 61 |
| #2 | ☪ Rocket2235 | +2.97 | 70 | 50 |
| #3 | ion | +1.38 | 75 | 57 |
| #4 | PzAvocado | +1.00 | 71 | 69 |
| #5 | Ziomo4D | -0.07 | 56 | 45 |





