








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2136 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 438 matches | ||
| Faceit | 223 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 188 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 169 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 43 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13781 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 42,869 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9756 | 23% |
| Smokes | 10101 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 15244 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 7768 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,933,471 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 627 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | XUKG0D | 58% | 246 |
| #4 | Wadiz | 58% | 311 |
| #5 | UziBoozey | 56% | 184 |
| #6 | cesco | 56% | 124 |
| #7 | goingnuts | 52% | 326 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wadiz | 27 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | XUKG0D | 10 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | cesco | 9 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | Darthy Darth | 8 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | goingnuts | 7 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wadiz | 1289 | 0.21 | 34 min |
| #2 | Darthy Darth | 1026 | 0.17 | 29 min |
| #3 | goingnuts | 599 | 0.09 | 16 min |
| #4 | XUKG0D | 375 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #5 | UziBoozey | 233 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. B | +2.54 | 86 | 70 |
| #2 | Wadiz | +1.21 | 82 | 70 |
| #3 | cesco | +0.57 | 89 | 48 |
| #4 | UziBoozey | +0.48 | 88 | 46 |
| #5 | Darthy Darth | +0.03 | 80 | 66 |





