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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
135 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 202 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 25 | 12% |
| Smokes | 71 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 30 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 76 | 38% |
Our logs show you have wasted $78,164 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cute pretty princess | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | sh0sh0- | 44% | 9 |
| #3 | Exudias | 44% | 16 |
| #4 | Zannier | 40% | 5 |
| #5 | GasMonkeyBG | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | borbert | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Exudias | 1 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Zannier | 1 | 0.0101 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pan4o0 | +9.09 | 90 | 70 |
| #2 | sh0sh0- | +7.09 | 93 | 62 |
| #3 | Exudias | +3.71 | 83 | 31 |
| #4 | cute pretty princess | -0.87 | 60 | 9 |
| #5 | Zannier | -2.71 | 38 | 28 |





