








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 150 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 204 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5346 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,202 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5858 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4586 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3109 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3649 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $779,008 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 849 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nshao | 60% | 35 |
| #2 | KLIZMA PIAVICA | 59% | 27 |
| #3 | Koriboh | 59% | 51 |
| #4 | poqi | 59% | 29 |
| #5 | NIKS | 57% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ATLAS | 235 | 0.26 | 6 min |
| #2 | borbert | 174 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | Ares | 161 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | GasMonkeyBG | 153 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | Koriboh | 121 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ares | +4.68 | 98 | 65 |
| #2 | Koriboh | +4.05 | 88 | 73 |
| #3 | pan4o0 | +3.00 | 88 | 64 |
| #4 | Exudias | +2.07 | 80 | 37 |
| #5 | ATLAS | +0.95 | 80 | 63 |





