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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 183 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
543 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,760 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 433 | 25% |
| Smokes | 272 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 492 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 563 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $264,431 of utility $206 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | antonlogic | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | Derv1sh | 49% | 55 |
| #3 | ertotom | 45% | 51 |
| #4 | TeliaTom | 38% | 52 |
| #5 | ✪ Infinite | 33% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | antonlogic | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | Derv1sh | 49% | 55 |
| #3 | ertotom | 45% | 51 |
| #4 | TeliaTom | 38% | 52 |
| #5 | ✪ Infinite | 33% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TeliaTom | 5 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | Derv1sh | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TeliaTom | 205 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #2 | ertotom | 106 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | ✪ Infinite | 66 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #4 | Derv1sh | 58 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | antonlogic | 31 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Infinite | +3.89 | 76 | 73 |
| #2 | antonlogic | +2.01 | 81 | 57 |
| #3 | TeliaTom | +1.79 | 56 | 74 |
| #4 | Pontanami | +1.13 | 47 | 53 |
| #5 | Derv1sh | -0.00 | 31 | 50 |





