








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 179 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1934 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,292 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2557 | 35% |
| Smokes | 2308 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 689 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 1738 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $738,207 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 198 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | raz | 49% | 148 |
| #4 | OptiMystik | 41% | 17 |
| #5 | No Consent | 38% | 64 |
| #6 | Mr consent ;) | 35% | 74 |
| #7 | JP aka GolfLORD | 21% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | raz | +4.69 | 79 | 65 |
| #2 | No Consent | +3.54 | 86 | 41 |
| #3 | yekoms | +2.29 | 87 | 55 |
| #4 | OptiMystik | +0.62 | 73 | 61 |
| #5 | OpTic_SeXxXuAL_PreDaToR | -2.16 | 46 | 55 |





