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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 180 matches | ||
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Wingman | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2598 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,141 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2777 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2673 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2908 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1783 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $755,164 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 875 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S C O O T E R | 70% | 20 |
| #2 | Conno | 65% | 17 |
| #3 | beretta | 61% | 18 |
| #4 | SNOOZE | 54% | 59 |
| #5 | frixie | 52% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S C O O T E R | 70% | 20 |
| #2 | Conno | 65% | 17 |
| #3 | beretta | 61% | 18 |
| #4 | SNOOZE | 54% | 59 |
| #5 | frixie | 52% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | beretta | 2 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | frixie | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Conno | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | beretta | 162 | 0.39 | 4 min |
| #2 | SNOOZE | 154 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | S C O O T E R | 91 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #4 | frixie | 86 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | Conno | 46 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frixie | +1.54 | 80 | 54 |
| #2 | JayseB @ Best | +1.49 | 64 | 58 |
| #3 | SNOOZE | +1.15 | 63 | 62 |
| #4 | beretta | +0.41 | 60 | 81 |
| #5 | Conno | -0.95 | 55 | 70 |





