








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 403 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 153 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4470 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,224 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7664 | 38% |
| Smokes | 5142 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2942 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 4476 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,394,945 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jer (optimistic) | 1202 | 0.30 | 33 min |
| #2 | SenDoro | 1159 | 0.15 | 27 min |
| #3 | p.j. malone | 1006 | 0.28 | 25 min |
| #4 | mr chedda | 438 | 0.30 | 13 min |
| #5 | Dudℯ | 436 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jer (optimistic) | +3.66 | 69 | 77 |
| #2 | mr chedda | +2.55 | 68 | 80 |
| #3 | p.j. malone | +2.36 | 63 | 68 |
| #4 | SenDoro | +0.34 | 57 | 44 |
| #5 | Kazura | -0.02 | 65 | 58 |





