








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 164 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2568 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,283 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2962 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1972 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2324 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1025 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $834,075 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 124 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | trap god OG sizzy | 57% | 37 |
| #2 | Chazzle Dazzle | 52% | 52 |
| #3 | GIGI's Wingman | 45% | 108 |
| #4 | Kazura | 45% | 164 |
| #5 | franky | 44% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kazura | 1014 | 0.30 | 22 min |
| #2 | franky | 386 | 0.32 | 10 min |
| #3 | bolorice | 349 | 0.29 | 9 min |
| #4 | GIGI's Wingman | 311 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #5 | trap god OG sizzy | 224 | 0.29 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | franky | +4.44 | 65 | 76 |
| #2 | trap god OG sizzy | +3.36 | 70 | 77 |
| #3 | bolorice | +1.76 | 64 | 68 |
| #4 | dude | +1.05 | 54 | 54 |
| #5 | Kazura | +0.06 | 61 | 57 |





