








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 283 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 233 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2103 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,267 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3133 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3979 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2678 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3477 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,241,440 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 125 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Apps in | 64% | 36 |
| #2 | Tross | 61% | 72 |
| #3 | ✪Panda | 57% | 21 |
| #4 | scully | 54% | 154 |
| #5 | .Ernie` | 52% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | scully | 969 | 0.30 | 26 min |
| #2 | Tross | 140 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | Twisted | 119 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | .Ernie` | 115 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | IOExceptional | 114 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Buzzg0d | +5.30 | 75 | 63 |
| #2 | Tross | +3.02 | 75 | 61 |
| #3 | ✪Panda | +2.46 | 75 | 73 |
| #4 | conzz. | +2.10 | 74 | 48 |
| #5 | Apps in | +0.78 | 57 | 67 |





