








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 792 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 184 matches | ||
| Premier | 88 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 94 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3150 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,127 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2354 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2790 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3534 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3449 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,017,696 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 187 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VinCe | 49% | 110 |
| #2 | BRAXTON - Iznogoud | 49% | 245 |
| #3 | KrypAr3n | 47% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VinCe | 49% | 110 |
| #2 | BRAXTON - Iznogoud | 49% | 245 |
| #3 | KrypAr3n | 47% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BRAXTON - Iznogoud | 28 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | KrypAr3n | 9 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | VinCe | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BRAXTON - Iznogoud | 333 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #2 | KrypAr3n | 254 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | VinCe | 220 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VinCe | +3.19 | 92 | 71 |
| #2 | VaZeJoHaN | +0.55 | 76 | 76 |
| #3 | BRAXTON - Iznogoud | -0.07 | 79 | 62 |
| #4 | KrypAr3n | -1.74 | 59 | 65 |





