








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 758 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 267 matches | ||
| Premier | 78 matches | ||
| Wingman | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 85 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4160 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,996 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1514 | 13% |
| Smokes | 1794 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 4120 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 4568 | 38% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,074,387 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 347 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KrypAr3n | 52% | 62 |
| #2 | VaZeJoHaN | 49% | 245 |
| #3 | VinCe | 46% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KrypAr3n | 52% | 62 |
| #2 | VaZeJoHaN | 49% | 245 |
| #3 | VinCe | 46% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VaZeJoHaN | 30 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | VinCe | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | KrypAr3n | 4 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VaZeJoHaN | 462 | 0.09 | 14 min |
| #2 | VinCe | 171 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | KrypAr3n | 141 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VinCe | +2.03 | 94 | 67 |
| #2 | VaZeJoHaN | +0.65 | 77 | 78 |
| #3 | BRAXTON - Iznogoud | -0.09 | 82 | 57 |
| #4 | KrypAr3n | -2.05 | 58 | 63 |





