








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 384 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 164 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2233 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,427 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1686 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1852 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1975 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1914 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $872,923 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 83 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | huh | 52% | 23 |
| #2 | Sebastian | 49% | 199 |
| #3 | DracoZar | 49% | 173 |
| #4 | AlienBro | 49% | 173 |
| #5 | Mustachio | 41% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AlienBro | 10 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Zbeleh | 9 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Sebastian | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | DimmerPenguin | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DracoZar | 489 | 0.14 | 17 min |
| #2 | Sebastian | 330 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #3 | Zbeleh | 328 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #4 | AlienBro | 215 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #5 | Mustachio | 71 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DracoZar | +2.74 | 84 | 72 |
| #2 | huh | +2.09 | 68 | 50 |
| #3 | Mustachio | +1.08 | 78 | 61 |
| #4 | AlienBro | +1.06 | 75 | 60 |
| #5 | DimmerPenguin | +0.47 | 70 | 60 |





