








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 157 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 273 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2461 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,842 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2705 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1470 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 2773 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2894 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,029,885 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 56 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lecram | 49% | 39 |
| #2 | AlienBro | 48% | 267 |
| #3 | DracoZar | 47% | 271 |
| #4 | Sebastian | 46% | 241 |
| #5 | DimmerPenguin | 43% | 177 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AlienBro | 19 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | HutsePot | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Sebastian | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | DimmerPenguin | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Lecram | 3 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DracoZar | 717 | 0.13 | 25 min |
| #2 | Sebastian | 384 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #3 | AlienBro | 345 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| #4 | HutsePot | 224 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #5 | DimmerPenguin | 91 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lecram | +2.92 | 85 | 58 |
| #2 | DracoZar | +2.04 | 84 | 71 |
| #3 | AlienBro | +0.97 | 74 | 61 |
| #4 | DimmerPenguin | +0.61 | 72 | 59 |
| #5 | HutsePot | -0.68 | 77 | 49 |





