








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 556 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 115 matches | ||
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 77 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2201 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,034 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3071 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2981 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2214 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1768 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $724,472 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1548 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Katten | 345 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #2 | Ewenman | 250 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | Forslund | 163 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | KasseLasse | 111 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | ︻デ 一✪ Boyoyoyoying-cat | 87 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Katten | +2.04 | 62 | 59 |
| #2 | Robby | +1.62 | 65 | 73 |
| #3 | ︻デ 一✪ Boyoyoyoying-cat | -0.67 | 57 | 53 |
| #4 | Forslund | -1.02 | 58 | 68 |
| #5 | KasseLasse | -2.67 | 44 | 45 |





