








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 548 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 112 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1753 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,920 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1228 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1644 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1378 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1670 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $512,755 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 296 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Hulio :-( | 52% | 21 |
| #4 | PWA | 50% | 96 |
| #5 | Drawdzins | 49% | 41 |
| #6 | grenijs | 47% | 117 |
| #7 | Muris | 44% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | grenijs | 9 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | PWA | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Hulio :-( | 3 | 0.0090 |
| #4 | juiciks | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Muris | 1 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PWA | 401 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #2 | grenijs | 386 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #3 | juiciks | 345 | 0.23 | 10 min |
| #4 | Drawdzins | 95 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | Hulio :-( | 44 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rip c prytea | +1.68 | 70 | 53 |
| #2 | Muris | +1.26 | 49 | 66 |
| #3 | grenijs | +1.25 | 69 | 72 |
| #4 | juiciks | -0.56 | 74 | 75 |
| #5 | PWA | -0.94 | 69 | 67 |





