








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 188 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 69 matches | ||
| Premier | 37 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2355 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,657 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 890 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1457 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1909 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1401 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $637,180 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 102 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fevereagle | 67% | 21 |
| #2 | _Sparkje | 63% | 198 |
| #3 | kamuy7 | 62% | 13 |
| #4 | Dramzi | 58% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fevereagle | 67% | 21 |
| #2 | _Sparkje | 63% | 198 |
| #3 | kamuy7 | 62% | 13 |
| #4 | Dramzi | 58% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _Sparkje | 3 | 0.0007 |
| #2 | kamuy7 | 1 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _Sparkje | 693 | 0.17 | 20 min |
| #2 | kamuy7 | 85 | 0.31 | 2 min |
| #3 | Fevereagle | 11 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #4 | Dramzi | 1 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Muck | +1.45 | 78 | 54 |
| #2 | _Sparkje | +1.40 | 82 | 80 |
| #3 | Fevereagle | +0.67 | 38 | 52 |
| #4 | Dramzi | +0.60 | 56 | 33 |
| #5 | kamuy7 | +0.53 | 89 | 54 |





