








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 322 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 276 matches | ||
| Faceit | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4007 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,819 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3018 | 20% |
| Smokes | 5140 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 3614 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3047 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,230,375 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 81 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | seksazoid | 58% | 97 |
| #2 | dabs | 57% | 245 |
| #3 | defeater | 56% | 103 |
| #4 | nevari | 55% | 180 |
| #5 | vengeance_ | 54% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dabs | 626 | 0.12 | 15 min |
| #2 | defeater | 411 | 0.19 | 12 min |
| #3 | nevari | 304 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #4 | vengeance_ | 205 | 0.25 | 5 min |
| #5 | seksazoid | 138 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vengeance_ | +4.25 | 78 | 71 |
| #2 | Ranny | +2.13 | 71 | 63 |
| #3 | defeater | +0.82 | 82 | 69 |
| #4 | seksazoid | +0.71 | 72 | 60 |
| #5 | dabs | +0.70 | 84 | 52 |





