








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 324 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 36 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1224 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,627 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 965 | 37% |
| Smokes | 540 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 341 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 781 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $296,467 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 31 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HEN9NG | 14 | 0.0153 |
| #2 | kJERS7AD | 11 | 0.0161 |
| #3 | phrog | 5 | 0.0325 |
| #4 | Wannabe ScreaM | 4 | 0.0141 |
| #5 | ✪Panda | 3 | 0.0102 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HEN9NG | 325 | 0.35 | 10 min |
| #2 | kJERS7AD | 145 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #3 | tjug0 | 138 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | ✪Panda | 47 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | Wannabe ScreaM | 41 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chr1ss | +3.32 | 85 | 59 |
| #2 | Snikanes Ulltæppe | +2.76 | 76 | 41 |
| #3 | HEN9NG | +2.65 | 72 | 83 |
| #4 | phrog | +2.13 | 86 | 50 |
| #5 | kJERS7AD | -0.08 | 70 | 68 |





