








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 920 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 228 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 70 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3816 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,773 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4336 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4272 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2817 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3348 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,180,672 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 953 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Benyweny | 56% | 254 |
| #2 | FRiDGE™ | 55% | 298 |
| #3 | maniax | 54% | 220 |
| #4 | eQix | 53% | 180 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Benyweny | 56% | 254 |
| #2 | FRiDGE™ | 55% | 298 |
| #3 | maniax | 54% | 220 |
| #4 | eQix | 53% | 180 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eQix | 15 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | Benyweny | 13 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | maniax | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | FRiDGE™ | 5 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eQix | 835 | 0.23 | 24 min |
| #2 | maniax | 714 | 0.16 | 17 min |
| #3 | Benyweny | 665 | 0.13 | 16 min |
| #4 | FRiDGE™ | 358 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | maniax | +1.66 | 84 | 67 |
| #2 | Benyweny | +1.01 | 79 | 68 |
| #3 | eQix | +0.94 | 71 | 78 |
| #4 | FRiDGE™ | -0.54 | 64 | 43 |
| #5 | Neraly | -1.54 | 66 | 62 |





