








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 158 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 117 matches | ||
| Premier | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2287 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,227 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1793 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1951 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1383 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2100 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $504,497 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 32 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xpH1L | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | ☜✪MoRo✪☞ | 64% | 14 |
| #3 | praT_tippen ein | 59% | 32 |
| #4 | D7 | 55% | 11 |
| #5 | Kat | 52% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | praT_tippen ein | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Moerchen187 | 2 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | Kat | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | jerryPLSKI | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | ☜✪MoRo✪☞ | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | illusioN_ | +1.98 | 71 | 61 |
| #2 | D7 | +1.86 | 86 | 49 |
| #3 | praT_tippen ein | +1.39 | 83 | 51 |
| #4 | Anbux | +1.33 | 90 | 60 |
| #5 | Moerchen187 | +0.67 | 80 | 60 |





