








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 61 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 194 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2265 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,206 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4285 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4882 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2909 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2130 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $294,161 of utility $50 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 187 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shroud Jr | 50% | 92 |
| #2 | Top G | 50% | 107 |
| #3 | k110 | 48% | 21 |
| #4 | DIDDY LOVED ME | 36% | 25 |
| #5 | xCudz | 31% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shroud Jr | 50% | 92 |
| #2 | Top G | 50% | 107 |
| #3 | k110 | 48% | 21 |
| #4 | DIDDY LOVED ME | 36% | 25 |
| #5 | xCudz | 31% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shroud Jr | 16 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | Top G | 13 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | xCudz | 11 | 0.0134 |
| #4 | DIDDY LOVED ME | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shroud Jr | 268 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #2 | Top G | 105 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #3 | k110 | 39 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | DIDDY LOVED ME | 8 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #5 | xCudz | 1 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k110 | +1.56 | 54 | 53 |
| #2 | Shroud Jr | +0.95 | 70 | 55 |
| #3 | MONSTER | +0.44 | 39 | 74 |
| #4 | Top G | +0.12 | 55 | 30 |
| #5 | xCudz | -2.96 | 60 | 5 |





