








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 984 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 448 matches | ||
| Wingman | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 94 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




80 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6360 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,579 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3714 | 35% |
| Smokes | 2838 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2566 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1461 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,513,424 of utility $217 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 607 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Its_Consistant | 59% | 269 |
| #2 | EsKiMo_BrOzZz | 54% | 69 |
| #3 | Bren2Chill | 53% | 138 |
| #4 | HurgleDurgle | 52% | 46 |
| #5 | vegan hater2 | 46% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Its_Consistant | +2.05 | 68 | 59 |
| #2 | Bren2Chill | +1.30 | 52 | 32 |
| #3 | vegan hater2 | +1.07 | 71 | 60 |
| #4 | HurgleDurgle | +1.01 | 36 | 71 |
| #5 | Complaints | +0.31 | 51 | 37 |





