








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 11 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
306 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,566 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 390 | 25% |
| Smokes | 333 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 357 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 486 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $54,956 of utility $57 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pizoler | 58% | 26 |
| #2 | Greenzombie | 53% | 43 |
| #3 | Sgt. Relice | 50% | 16 |
| #4 | Samu | 44% | 45 |
| #5 | TheJanzap | 43% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Samu | 19 | 0.0297 |
| #2 | Greenzombie | 15 | 0.0226 |
| #3 | Pizoler | 6 | 0.0215 |
| #4 | Sgt. Relice | 1 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Greenzombie | +3.37 | 75 | 61 |
| #2 | Samu | +1.05 | 83 | 52 |
| #3 | Pizoler | +0.83 | 57 | 69 |
| #4 | Sgt. Relice | -1.16 | 71 | 59 |
| #5 | TheJanzap | -1.48 | 57 | 18 |





