








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 765 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 154 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Esplay | 4 matches | 1,756 | |
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4377 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,176 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4647 | 35% |
| Smokes | 2914 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3701 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1914 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $999,987 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 701 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SOSA | 15 | 0.0124 |
| #2 | Savage | 13 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | Breines | 8 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | Piccabooooooooooooooooooooooooo' | 7 | 0.0092 |
| #5 | Lumzk | 5 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☣snusnymfen☣ | 442 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #2 | Savage | 430 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #3 | Lumzk | 178 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | SOSA | 135 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | Piccabooooooooooooooooooooooooo' | 108 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SOSA | +6.19 | 90 | 54 |
| #2 | Erikoses | +5.65 | 79 | 58 |
| #3 | Young Grave | +2.67 | 79 | 63 |
| #4 | Sir Charlton Bushwalker | +1.08 | 78 | 59 |
| #5 | ☣snusnymfen☣ | -0.37 | 43 | 61 |





