








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 14 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
380 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,307 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 201 | 15% |
| Smokes | 154 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 676 | 52% |
| Molotovs | 276 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $187,648 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Die Alte mit dem Gehwagen | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | Fr3axX™ | 39% | 33 |
| #3 | Caribari@drüGGn | 27% | 37 |
| #4 | FeDeX | 20% | 5 |
| #5 | Grobi | 18% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fr3axX™ | +1.69 | 61 | 35 |
| #2 | Caribari@drüGGn | +1.27 | 39 | 58 |
| #3 | [GER]Leon | +1.10 | 37 | 44 |
| #4 | FeDeX | +1.02 | 29 | 65 |
| #5 | Grobi | -0.10 | 41 | 42 |





