








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 190 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 61 matches | ||
| Premier | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1929 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,643 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2371 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1857 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1758 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1657 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $375,522 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rdy Nikke | 75% | 12 |
| #2 | MarsM4LL0 =D | 71% | 14 |
| #3 | LQ- | 68% | 19 |
| #4 | Eepis | 65% | 31 |
| #5 | Rottis | 61% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | 원카리 | 55% | 11 |
| #11 | Pete | 55% | 44 |
| #12 | bLess | 53% | 19 |
| #13 | Nakkiorava | 43% | 23 |
| #14 | punbut | 33% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Plantse | 8 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Pete | 4 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | bLess | 2 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | Eepis | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Jallu | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Plantse | 962 | 0.30 | 27 min |
| #2 | LQ- | 156 | 0.37 | 4 min |
| #3 | joncholi | 143 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | Pete | 136 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | Nakkiorava | 115 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nakkiorava | +3.58 | 72 | 79 |
| #2 | Rdy Nikke | +3.09 | 61 | 64 |
| #3 | LQ- | +2.21 | 60 | 78 |
| #4 | bLess | +1.65 | 67 | 40 |
| #5 | Plantse | +0.91 | 67 | 79 |





