








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1213 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 919 matches | ||
| Faceit | 151 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 105 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11218 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 46,841 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9291 | 20% |
| Smokes | 7278 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 16377 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 13895 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,850,227 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 625 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DK | 52% | 92 |
| #2 | Fallen | 51% | 273 |
| #3 | 2147K | 47% | 114 |
| #4 | jpk | 44% | 117 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DK | 52% | 92 |
| #2 | Fallen | 51% | 273 |
| #3 | 2147K | 47% | 114 |
| #4 | jpk | 44% | 117 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fallen | 12 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | jpk | 9 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | DK | 6 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | 2147K | 5 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fallen | 2188 | 0.37 | 53 min |
| #2 | jpk | 578 | 0.23 | 15 min |
| #3 | 2147K | 465 | 0.20 | 13 min |
| #4 | DK | 259 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2147K | +1.50 | 71 | 62 |
| #2 | jpk | +1.17 | 74 | 62 |
| #3 | DK | +0.78 | 68 | 59 |
| #4 | Fallen | +0.08 | 63 | 63 |
| #5 | Old Greg | -0.85 | 51 | 61 |





