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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 487 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 82 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6275 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,205 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7297 | 27% |
| Smokes | 7758 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 6508 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5642 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,248,051 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 152 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AlbinoeN | 52% | 126 |
| #2 | ejeCt | 50% | 32 |
| #3 | Mikko2stronk =D | 50% | 142 |
| #4 | EngineeR | 50% | 298 |
| #5 | DueZ0RTIME! | 41% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AlbinoeN | 52% | 126 |
| #2 | ejeCt | 50% | 32 |
| #3 | Mikko2stronk =D | 50% | 142 |
| #4 | EngineeR | 50% | 298 |
| #5 | DueZ0RTIME! | 41% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AlbinoeN | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | EngineeR | 3 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | Mikko2stronk =D | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | DueZ0RTIME! | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mikko2stronk =D | 549 | 0.18 | 15 min |
| #2 | EngineeR | 361 | 0.06 | 10 min |
| #3 | AlbinoeN | 172 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #4 | DueZ0RTIME! | 156 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #5 | ejeCt | 56 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mikko2stronk =D | +0.61 | 79 | 75 |
| #2 | crimzon_ | +0.29 | 63 | 79 |
| #3 | EngineeR | -0.37 | 76 | 64 |
| #4 | AlbinoeN | -1.09 | 38 | 64 |
| #5 | ejeCt | -1.97 | 39 | 64 |





