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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 514 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
953 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,348 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 958 | 41% |
| Smokes | 591 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 306 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 493 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $404,517 of utility $240 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 275 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L1no | 67% | 21 |
| #2 | Linus | 62% | 39 |
| #3 | Eugeeen | 61% | 18 |
| #4 | ✪ Kaptix | 58% | 12 |
| #5 | DoCToR | 50% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Eugeeen | 61% | 18 |
| #4 | ✪ Kaptix | 58% | 12 |
| #5 | DoCToR | 50% | 6 |
| #6 | friDaN- | 50% | 18 |
| #7 | Odin | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L1no | 2 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Linus | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Eugeeen | 1 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | friDaN- | 1 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | DoCToR | 1 | 0.0083 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Linus | 134 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #2 | Eugeeen | 117 | 0.29 | 3 min |
| #3 | ✪ Kaptix | 111 | 0.44 | 3 min |
| #4 | friDaN- | 93 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #5 | L1no | 78 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Kaptix | +3.68 | 81 | 70 |
| #2 | friDaN- | +2.60 | 77 | 59 |
| #3 | Odin | +2.34 | 64 | 78 |
| #4 | Linus | +2.12 | 90 | 69 |
| #5 | L1no | +0.82 | 42 | 68 |





